Mixed metaphors

This is just for fun.

• "Fresh off the oven" - Soham
  • A mix of "fresh off the press" and "fresh out 'the oven"
• "A smoking duck that walks and quacks like the Higgs"
  • It was an article about the Higgs Boson. I posted it to my Facebook timeline.
  • It's a mix of "a smoking gun" and "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."